Rule #2: Avoid the Bullying Hooker

When I say hooker, I do NOT mean the type who solicits you for money/sex.

The Hooker is a short term for hooker-up-er or that one friend who is always playing matchmaker, and not in a good way. We all know people like this, that one kid who is ALWAYS trying to hook you up with your crush, even if your crush would rather crush your skull between their hands.

I have a friend named Carrie. Carrie LOVES hooking up people in the WORST way. She even went so far as to repetitively bully my friend Tony into dating her best friend Jan. Jan is infatuated with Tony to the point of obsession! She's entirely sure that it's true love, Tony, who enjoys Jan's friendship, isn't really into her type and prefers her as a friend and nothing more. Now Tony does his best to not give Jan any ideas, but Carrie keeps encouraging Jan to like Tony. Tony has his eyes on other things and doesn't want to be bothered with the dating scene, but Carrie can't let it go. Carrie continues to bother Tony.

Ever been in this predicament? You KNOW how annoying it is. It's all fine if you were to both mutually like each other and have a mediator, but it's another thing to force people to be "in love."

When you run into this kind of person, do your best to avoid them and the person who likes you. If you are in the opposite situation, use your brain and avoid this friend, she will only encourage your self-mutilations and drive you to the brink.


Avoid the bullying hooker!